Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out till the bitter end.
(MSNBC is a joint Microsoft - NBC Universal venture.) Last year, Microsoft encouraged kids to connect directly to “Santa” by adding to their Windows Live Messenger contact lists.
It’s fun to talk about oral sex, but I want to chat about something else.” The exchange ended with the writer and Santa calling each other “dirty bastard.” Microsoft spokesman Adam Sohn said the company’s engineers tried to clean up Santa’s vocabulary, but even after making changes to the software, the company wasn’t comfortable keeping him online.
“It’s not like if you say, ’Hello Santa,’ he’s going to throw inappropriate stuff at you,” said Sohn.
I don't mean that they're having sex with a Real Doll or similar—although I'm sure they are.
I mean that there are people out there, right now, who are shagging a state machine.